No doubt, DATING is the worst word in our dictionary. Appointments are popular in Western countries such as the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, etc. If you are also stuck in the dating game, you should know that you are not alone here. Everyone doing everything possible to have a good relationship with others. In this 21st world, the internet is also on the way to dating others. Here we discover 26 funniest dating tweets of all time best. Dating is the least fun we do and these hilarious dating tweets are for everyone who knows the real difficulties of this game.

#1. Your dating profile: i LOVE adventures – Me: sounds like i’d have to do stuff. next–>

#2. Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.

#3. DATE: I love women that are extremely honest. Me: [winking seductively] you are wearing too much cologne and it’s giving me a headache

#4. Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other where they want to go eat, until one of them dies.

#5. {first date} Him: You look tense, Me: I’m so nervous

#6. Someday you’ll meet someone amazing who just gets you. And they won’t want to date you either.

#7. New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can’t keep him. Friendly. comes when called. 28yrs-old and works in IT.

#8. Dating me is like binge watching a show. After a while you realize it isn’t that great but you invested time so you reluctantly keep going.

#9. What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:

#10. Holding hands star gazing

#11. First Date

#12. There should be an online dating seminar that explains the different between your and you’re. In related news, I’m going to die alone.

#13. Dating Tip: Treat your date to something non-traditional. Go to the park and yell at some birds, maybe dig a cool hole.

#14. Here is my impression of online dating

#15. Today I saw my ex so I quickly picked up my phone and shouted HELLO, BEYONCE?

#16. I have never been on a date where I didn’t spend most of it wondering if I was one a date

#17. Dating Tips

#18. DATING TIP - Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

#19. Dating Tip – Find someone who is willing to date you.

#20. I love dating men taller than me because there’s nothing sexier than a guy that can reach the shelf my anxiety pills are sitting on

#21. I hold my dates hand for the first time

#22. First Date vs. Tenth Dating

#23. Hook-up culture’s not for me. I’d rather get to know someone, find out they’re not right for me, then keep dating them for 2-3 years

#24. Let’s not say we met on Tinder, that’s embarrassing. We’ll say we met the old-fashioned way when ur dad gave my dad several goats and fence

#25. A flirty thing to whisper to a guy checking out your butt is “I keep poop in there” but don’t forget to wink or it won’t work

#26. Me on a first date: *seductively leans against something, So which Muppet do you identify with the most?

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